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The only
time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was . . . —
Woody Allen
Remember as far as anyone
knows, we're a nice . . . — Homer Simpson
I believe that our Heavenly
Father invented man because . . . — Mark Twain
There isn't any "New
Man." The New Man is the old man, only he . . . —
Roseanne Barr
I am so clever that sometimes
I don't understand a single . . . — Oscar Wilde
Beauty is all very well
at first sight; but who ever looks at it when . . . —
George Bernard Shaw
I never did a day's work
in my life. It was . . . — Thomas A. Edison
Times are bad. Children
no longer obey their parents, and . . . — Cicero
Always be nice to your
children because they are the ones . . . — Phyllis
Diller
Looking at cleavage is
like looking at the sun. You don't . . . — Jerry
Seinfeld
Don't get mad, get .
. . — Ivana Trump, advice to wives in 'The First
Wives Club'
On the Internet, nobody
knows you're a . . . — Peter Steiner, New Yorker
cartoon
If hard work were such
a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have . . . —
Lane Kirkland
A terrible thing happened
to me last night again . . . — Phyllis Diller
Sir, you are one of the
most foul, disgusting, immoral, perverted . . . —
Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells, on 'Blackadder'
Marriage is heaven and
. . . — German proverb
If the rich could pay
people to die for them, the poor . . . — Yiddish
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