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|Topic: Drinking Quotes - Alcohol Quotes,
Sayings about Drinking
|I drink therefore I am.
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without
touching a drop.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in
the morning and that's the best they are going to feel all
There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking.
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential
food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is,
I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting,
sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;
it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
Macbeth 2. 3
When money's tight and hard to get
And your horse is also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
From the novel At Swim Two Birds.
A man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and
to drink, and to be merry.
Here's to the perfect girl, I couldn't ask for more. She's
deaf 'n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store.
Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be
no more cakes and ale?
I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and
when I'm not.
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars -
the rest I just squandered.
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst
20 minutes of my life.
I have made an important discovery
that alcohol, taken
in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I like my beer cold
my TV loud
and my homosexuals
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking
cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after, and if
need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with
a merry heart; for God now accepted thy works.
Ecclesiastes 9. 7
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity
to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation
George Bernard Shaw
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how
to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good
Wine is as good as life to a man, if it be drunk moderately:
what life is then to a man that is without wine? for it was
made to make men glad.
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse
who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now
bring on that damn cat!"
Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.
Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second
is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the
girl's clothes off.
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems.
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is
A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions
like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into
the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs.
Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is
but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these
are sunk - The hopes of all men and of every nation.
It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic
liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest,
and in every way best races of all times.
If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit
of a very dirty scoundrel.
Robert Louis Stevenson
When the wine is in, the wit is out.
So fill to me the parting glass. Good night and joy be with
Traditional Irish song
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of
denying himself a pleasure.
This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with
the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and
drink some more beer.
Lady Astor: Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison
Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I like to do my principal research in bars, where people
are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly
than they do in briefings and books.
I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk
William Butler Yeats
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society
except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,
the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the
winter and happier in the summer.
Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have
it served in all the pubs in Ireland.
J. P. Donleavy
From the novel The Ginger Man
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