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Topic: Birthday Quotes - Happy Birthday Quotes, Birthday Greetings

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Author Unknown

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.
Author Unknown

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
George Harrison

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
Author Unknown

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
Menachem Mendel Schneerson

Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear...But yours gives most; for mine did only lend Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.
Martial

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Larry Lorenzoni

Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.
Edward Steichen

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Branch Rickey

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Chili Davis

Here's a birthday spanking,
Sent you on a card,
One, Two, Three,
Put them right on hard,
Four, Five, Six
One to live on, one to grow on,
One to make you fat…
Anonymous

I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it.
Anonymous

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
Anonymous

I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius.
George Carlin

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
Jennifer Yane

It takes a long time to grow young.
Pablo Picasso

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Charles Schulz

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Truman Capote

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
Frank Sinatra

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
Dan Bennett

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Don Marquis

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

Nearly all the best things that came to me in life have been unexpected, unplanned by me.
Carl Sandburg

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
Maurice Chevalier

On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.
Anonymous

One to-day is worth two to-morrows.
Benjamin Franklin

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Jean Paul Richter

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
Dave Barry

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Jerry M. Wright

The more things change, the more they remain the same.
Alphonse Karr

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
Pope Paul VI

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball

There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
Anonymous

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Anonymous

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.
Thomas B. Aldrich

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.
Henri Frederic Amiel

To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something.
Samuel Beckett

We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Virginibus Puerisque

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Anonymous

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
Lucy Larcom

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
Anonymous

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
Mark Twain

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Tom Wilson

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Anonymous

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself.
Ethel Barrymore

You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.
Anonymous

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
Dorothy Fulheim

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Herbert Asquith




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