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Topic: Blonde Quotes - Dumb Blonde Quotes, Famous Sayings about Blondes
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton

I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
Patricia Neal

Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.
Marilyn Monroe

Gentlemen prefer blondes.
Anita Loos
Title of 1925 novel.

God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes.
Joe Orton
From play Loot.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
W. C. Fields
From movie Never Give a Sucker an Even Break.

I'm blonde what's your excuse?
Reese Witherspoon

[On being blonde] People talk to me more slowly now.
Ann Widdecombe

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
David Boreanaz

It's great being blonde - with such low expectations it's easy to impress.
Pamela Anderson

Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.
Alfred Hitchcock

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.
Raymond Chandler
From novel Farewell, My Lovely.

She was what we used to call a suicide blond - dyed by her own hand.
Saul Bellow

Like so many substantial Americans, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag.
P. G. Wodehouse
From novel Summer Moonshine.

It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber.
Anita Loos
From novel Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.

[On blonde wig she wore for movie Galaxy Quest] Once I put that wig on, I didn't say an intelligent thing for four months. My voice went up. I walked differently. I'd ask incredibly stupid questions.
Sigourney Weaver

[On going blonde for the 'Scooby Doo' film] It's a pain in the ass. I never thought I would ever use terms like 'My roots!' Or 'My dye job!' or 'My colour's not holding.'
Freddie Prinze Junior

I can't wait to dye my hair back to blonde - it's about time people saw the real Abi and stopped messing me about.
Abi Titmuss

[On Friends character, Phoebe] I may play the fool at times but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit.
Lisa Kudrow

If you're blonde, as I am, and you have blond lashes, you have to wear mascara, otherwise you're invisible on stage.
Michael Caine

I used to hate being different. I used to cry. I wanted to be blonde-haired and blue-eyed like all of my girlfriends. My mom and dad would feel so badly - 'No, it's OK. You'll be happy you're different later'.
Kiana Tom

The worst thing is when the press call me a dizzy blonde - I got a B in Drama, a D in English, I did a hairdressing course and a beauty certificate.
Helen Adams

I hate being a blonde.
Leslie Bibb

If you couldn't tell, I'm not a natural blonde.
Amy Fadhli

People figure because I'm blonde and was a model, I just waltzed into Los Angeles and got major roles in major films.
Monica Potter

I'm not some blonde bimbo. I want to be a successful businesswoman.
Sarah Harding
 


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