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|Topic: Blonde Quotes - Dumb Blonde
Quotes, Famous Sayings about Blondes
|I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes
because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not
I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing
but a dumb blonde.
Gentlemen prefer blondes.
Title of 1925 novel.
God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes.
From play Loot.
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove
me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
W. C. Fields
From movie Never Give a Sucker an Even
I'm blonde what's your excuse?
[On being blonde] People talk to me more slowly now.
I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
It's great being blonde - with such low expectations it's easy
Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that
shows up the bloody footprints.
It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a
From novel Farewell, My Lovely.
She was what we used to call a suicide blond - dyed by her own
Like so many substantial Americans, he had married young and
kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois
of the Alps leaping from crag to crag.
P. G. Wodehouse
From novel Summer Moonshine.
It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that
we look dumber.
From novel Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.
[On blonde wig she wore for movie Galaxy Quest] Once I put that
wig on, I didn't say an intelligent thing for four months. My
voice went up. I walked differently. I'd ask incredibly stupid
[On going blonde for the 'Scooby Doo' film] It's a pain in the
ass. I never thought I would ever use terms like 'My roots!'
Or 'My dye job!' or 'My colour's not holding.'
Freddie Prinze Junior
I can't wait to dye my hair back to blonde - it's about time
people saw the real Abi and stopped messing me about.
[On Friends character, Phoebe] I may play the fool at times
but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an
ass that won't quit.
If you're blonde, as I am, and you have blond lashes, you have
to wear mascara, otherwise you're invisible on stage.
I used to hate being different. I used to cry. I wanted to be
blonde-haired and blue-eyed like all of my girlfriends. My mom
and dad would feel so badly - 'No, it's OK. You'll be happy
you're different later'.
The worst thing is when the press call me a dizzy blonde - I
got a B in Drama, a D in English, I did a hairdressing course
and a beauty certificate.
I hate being a blonde.
If you couldn't tell, I'm not a natural blonde.
People figure because I'm blonde and was a model, I just waltzed
into Los Angeles and got major roles in major films.
I'm not some blonde bimbo. I want to be a successful businesswoman.
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