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|Let's drink to California, way out by the sea,
Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass,
Made a horse's ass of me.
You havent lived until youve died in California.
California is a fine place to live if you happen to be
California is a place where they shoot too many pictures and
not enough actors.
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
When an Okie moves to California, he raises the IQ of both states.
The world's most celebrated suburb of nowhere. (Los Angeles)
Time magazine - 4 July 1977
This is California. Blondes are like the state flower or something.
As Steve Sanders in TV show Beverly Hills
It is the land of perpetual pubescence, where cultural lag is
mistaken for renaissance.
California, that advance post of our civilization, with its
huge aircraft factories, TV and film studios, automobile way
of life... its flavourless cosmopolitanism, its charlatan philosophies
and religions, its lack of anything old and well-tried rooted
in tradition and character.
J. B. Priestley
In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist,
or is a therapist going to a therapist.
In Los Angeles everyone has perfect teeth. It's crocodile land.
The formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one for
living in California: when you find a fault, don't dwell on
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds
change color and fall from the trees.
Adultery which is the only grounds for divorce in New
York is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter
of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.
If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean
up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until
the next earthquake.
L.A.: where the streetlights and palm trees go on forever, where
darkness never comes, like a deal that never goes down, a meeting
that's never taken. The city of angels: where every cockroach
has a screenplay and even the winos wear roller skates. It's
that kind of town.
Beverly Hills is so exclusive that even the police have an unlisted
If a tidal wave hits LA, just grab a fake boob for safety.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard.
Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes
One day if I do go to heaven, I'll look around and say, It
ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.
San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by
perfectly insane people whose women are of remarkable beauty.
San Francisco is perhaps the most European of all American cities
There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.
The final story, the final chapter of western man, I believe,
lies in Los Angeles.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away they
make it into TV shows.
I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's
plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.
California: bordering always on the Pacific and sometimes on
the ridiculous. So, why do I live here? Because the sun goes
down a block from my house.
It's a scientific fact that if you stay in California you lose
one point of your IQ every year.
California is a queer place - in a way, it has turned its back
on the world, and looks into the void Pacific.... It's sort
of crazy-sensible. Just the moment: hardly as far ahead as carpe
D. H. Lawrence
There is always something so delightfully real about what is
phony here. And something so phony about what is real. A sort
of disreputable senility.
California is a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see,
But believe it or not, you won't find it so hot
If you ain't got the do re mi.
This is the California that men dreamed of years ago, this is
the Pacific that Balboa looked at from the Peak of Darien, this
is the face of the earth as the Creator intended it to look.
Big Sur and the Oranges of Hieronymus Bosch.
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