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CSI Sayings from TV series
|Gil Grissom: I don't trust people, they tend
to lie. Evidence nevers lies.
Gil Grissom: According to Freud, the only abnormal sexual behavior
is to have none at all.
Mac Taylor: There are three things that I'll protect at any
cost. The honor of this country, the safety of this city, and
the integrity of this lab.
Mac Taylor: I'm a Marine you little punk. I've put men in the
ground in foreign soil so you can sleep at night, but you wouldn't
know anything about that, would ya' kid? Let me tell you something
about the mob. Back in their heyday, these oldtimers, they dealt
in death and violence, because of one thing: business. Not sport.
They were smart. You punks are idiots.
Mac Taylor: Gooey? There's a good forensic word. Gooey. I'll
have to use that more.
Jim Brass: Nice stare. Too bad it doesnt work on me. Keep
it though theyll love it in prison.
Catherine Willows: Write this down: I haven't had sex in six
- no, seven months.
Horatio Caine: Tomorrow's what you make of it.
Horatio Caine: Mr. Wolfe, at the end of the day, if we don't
hang together, we'll die alone.
Gil Grissom: What we are never changes, but who we are never
Gil Grissom: Did you know that pigs are very intelligent animals?
Right behind chimps, dolphins, and elephants.
Warrick Brown: Ahead of dogs?
Gil Grissom: And certain politicians.
Mac Taylor: Aiden's on rodent patrol, I'm waiting to do a rat-topsy.
Mac Taylor: You're not a doctor. You're a murderer with a medical
Greg Sanders: Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine
bottles of beer. Swab one down, run it through CODIS, ninety-eight
bottles of beer on the wall.
Jim Brass: Newsflash. You can't make a deal if you keep your
Suspect:You won't be able to prove a thing
Horatio Caine:That is a really dumb thing to say to a CSI.
Horatio Caine: You know what they say "You lie down with
the Devil, you wake up in Hell".
Catherine Willows: If something doesn't feel right to you, it
Gil Grissom: I was flying to a seminar in New Hampshire a couple
of summers ago. I was sitting in the plane next to a Philosophy
Professor from Harvard. He told me this story about how every
morning he takes a leak right after his three-hour philosophy
class. He flushed the toilet there'd be this tiny brown spider
fighting for its life against the swirling water. He came back
the next day, flush. Same spider, clawing its way back from
oblivion. A week goes by, he decides to liberate the spider.
Grabs a paper towel, Scoops him up and sets him on the floor
in the corner of the stall. Comes back the next day and what
do you think happened to the spider?
Gil Grissom: What you do on your time is your business. What
you do on my time is my business.
Megan Donner: Who would want to kill a priest?
Horatio Caine: Nowadays Anyone.
Horatio Caine [about a suspect]: He is a liar. I just don't
know what the lie is yet.
Gil Grissom: It was in the days of public hangings that people
first noticed that men would get erections and sometimes even
ejaculate. They called it "The Killer Orgasm."
Sara Sidle: Gil, You know I love you. I feel I've loved you
forever. Lately I haven't been feeling very well truth be told
I'm tired out in the desert that night I realized something
and I haven't been able to shake it. Since my father died I've
spent almost my entire life with ghost we've been like close
friends and out there in the desert it occurred to me that it
was time for me to bury them I can't do that here. I'm so sorry.
No matter how hard i try to fight it off I'm left with the feeling
that i have to go. I have no idea where I'm going but I know
I have to do this it if don't I'm afraid I'll self destruct
and worst you'll be there to see it happen. Be safe. Know that
I try very hard to stay. Know that you are my one and only.
I will miss you with every beat of my heart. Our life together
was the only home I ever really had I wouldn't trade it for
anything. I love you..... I always will. Goodbye.
Gil Grissom: A guy kills two people before breakfast that he
had no intention of killing that morning. By all accounts, he's
lead a meager, unnoticed life and all of a sudden, in a flash,
it's over. And now, for him, the real suffering begins.
Catherine Willows: Well, you ever try shaking your ass in four-inch
heels? Don't answer that.
Sara Sidle: When I was in college, I had this boyfriend--and
I thought we were monogamous. Then one night during the post-coital
pantie search, he handed me a pair of underwear that wasn't
Jim Brass: Hey Gil, what's that stuck to the bottom of your
shoe? Oh, it's just Sanders...
Calleigh Duquesne [in stand-off with a suspect]: There are two
ways this goes down, and either way, you're dropping the gun.
Gil Grissom: By the way, the definition of "retard"
is "to hinder" or "to hold back". I think
your life is about to become "retarded".
Horatio Caine: Before you go. I wanted to show you a photograph.
Take a look at that. Do you know who that is? That's your daughter.
This is what she would have looked like on her second birthday
had you not killed her and her mother. Every year on this child's
birthday. I am going to haunt you. I am going to be all over
you until I get what I need to put you in jail. Understand?
[Couple is getting a divorce and the wife turns up dead]
Det. Frank Tripp: No matter how you cut it, divorce sucks.
Horatio Caine: Frank, it's a killer.
Nick Stokes: [after Greg Sanders opens a cupboard and pulls
out a book] I thought that's where you kept your porn.
Greg Sanders: I move it around.
Gil Grissom: It's a Bat gate, keeps people out and lets bats
Nick Stokes: Who puts the gates in?
Grissom: BAT MAN.
David Phillips: When I was a waiter, back in collage. If I had
three 20's in my pocket it was a good night.
Sara Sidle: At Chuck-E-Cheese that was a good week.
Gil Grissom: Question. You come home, see your husband lying
in the driveway, what do you do?
Greg Sanders: ...Is that a trick question?
Gil Grissom: Anybody who is great at anything, does it for their
Catherine Willows: Definitely a crime of passion.
Gil Grissom: You think a female did this?
Catherine Willows: I could have.
Gil Grissom: I'm scared of you.
Gil Grissom: We're a fat country, Nick.
|CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (also
known as CSI: Las Vegas) is American crime drama television series,
which premiered on CBS on October 6, 2000. Two of its spin-offs are
CSI: NY (Crime Scene Investigation: New York) and CSI: Miami (Crime
Scene Investigation: Miami).
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