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or death?" "Cake, please."
Imagining how a Church of England Inquisition
might have worked
don't kill people. It's those bullets ripping through the body.
to survive boarding school. Do not express emotion, do not feel
emotion, do not have emotion. If someone hits you, hit them
back; if someone argues with you, argue back - never give an
inch, never look vulnerable and you will survive.
like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
want to succeed in America where, unlike Britain, they do not
regard ambition as being the same as eating babies.
a one-man idiot.
how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning
use of flags. Sail halfway around the world, stick a flag in.
"I claim India for Britain." And they're going, "You
can't claim us. We live here! There's five hundred million of
us." "Do you have a flag?" "We don't need
a flag, this is our country you bastard."
have this vast variety of lingerie, stockings and tights and
different patterns, and shoes, with different-sized heels, in
red and black, and skirts - short, long, with slits - push-the-boob
there's so much around in women's things that
is erotic. While men have: shirt shirt shirt jumper shirt jumper
jacket jumper shirt jacket trousers trousers shirt trousers
piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.
Izzard: British comedian and actor. Born 1962.
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