Anita Bryant like Anita hole in the head.
As a mother, I know that homosexuals cannot biologically reproduce
children; therefore, they must recruit our children.
As long as society is anti-gay, then it will seem like being
gay is anti-social.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind
don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Closets are for clothes.
Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants.
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where
there is no path and leave a trail.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.
Every time you don't follow your inner guidance, you feel
a loss of energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness.
Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with
a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans
consider it a disease says more about them than it does about
For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized
that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian.
Gay and lesbian people fall in love. We settle down. We commit
our lives to one another. We raise our children. We protect
them. We try to be good citizens.
California Sen. Sheila Kuehl
After California Senate approved gay
marriage bill AB849
Gay people ... were the first to find me, and they get everything,
they're so sharp. I'll look out in the audience and if I see
three or four gay guys right in the front row, or a couple
of lesbians, I know it's gonna be a good show.
To Denver's Out Front
Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL, evil right down to
their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or
mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through
their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which
becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent
behavior. Do you understand?
Trey Parker and Matt Stone
From South Park, spoken by Mr Garrison
Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies.
This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should
one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do
not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What
you have probably found is a Lesbian.
God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides
one thing in his heart and speaks another.
Homophobia is a social disease.
Homosexuality is a sickness, just as are baby-rape or wanting
to become head of General Motors.
"Notes on a Native Son," Soul
on Ice, 1968
Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted
aren't burdened with children.
I am reminded of a colleague who reiterated "all my homosexual
patients are quite sick" - to which I finally replied
"so are all my heterosexual patients."
Ernest van den Haag, psychotherapist
I am the love that dare not speak its name.
Lord Alfred Douglas
From poem Two Loves
I can't help looking gay. I put on a dress and people say,
"Who's the dyke in the dress?"
I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public.
Worn by Chicago Bulls transvestite Dennis
Rodman during a network-TV interview
I get sick of listening to straight people complain about,
"Well, hey, we don't have a heterosexual-pride day, why
do you need a gay-pride day?" I remember when I was a
kid I'd always ask my mom: "Why don't we have a Kid's
Day? We have a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but why don't
we have a Kid's Day?" My mom would always say, "Every
day is Kid's Day." To all those heterosexuals that bitch
about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is heterosexual-pride
day! Can't you people enjoy your banquet and not piss on those
of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner?
I just wish more of my fellow queers would come out sometimes.
It's nice out here, you know?
Accepting Distinguished Achievement Award
from Elizabeth Taylor at Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Center's
25th anniversary blowout
I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming.
I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm
deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.
I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you
don't have to tell your mother.
If adjustment is necessary, it should be made primarily with
regard to the position the homosexual occupies in present-day
society, and society should more often be treated than the
If gay and lesbian people are given civil rights, then everyone
will want them!
As seen on a button
If gays are granted rights, next we'll have to give rights
to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and
If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.
Johann von Goethe
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to
work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."
If horse racing is the sport of kings, then drag racing must
be the sport of queens.
Bert R. Sugar
If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female
homosexuals should be called "ecstatic."
If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would
have been wallpapered.
If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight
people come from?
If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better
seek another flag.
I'm a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter
either. From the time I was a kid, I have never been able
to understand attacks upon the gay community. There are so
many qualities that make up a human being... by the time I
get through with all the things that I really admire about
people, what they do with their private parts is probably
so low on the list that it is irrelevant.
I'm not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
I'm not gay but my boyfriend is.
In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.
Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find
that without changing their address they eventually live in
The Naked Civil Servant, 1978
In itself, homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality:
the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man;
either, a human being, without feeling fear, restraint, or
Simone de Beauvoir
Is life not a hundred times too short for us to stifle ourselves.
Isn't it a violation of the Georgia sodomy law for the Supreme
Court to have its head up its ass?
Letter to Playboy magazine, February
It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality.
It's like disapproving of rain.
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you
don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.
The Duchess of Jermyn Street
It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not
possible to find it elsewhere.
It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope
in which to get themselves filed.
It's hard enough to be taken seriously in the struggle for
gay rights without having a bunch of straight girls running
around kissing each other to get the attention of boys and
M. Robin D'Antan
I've wondered what my sexuality might be, but I've never wondered
whether it was acceptable or not. Anyway, who really cares
whether I'm gay or straight?"
To Britain's Big Issue magazine
Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating
themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress.
If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it
will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.
Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are
not for people.
Lesbianism has always seemed to me an extremely inventive
response to a shortage of men, but otherwise not worth the
Let my lusts be my ruin, then, since all else is a fake and
Let's get one thing straight, I'm not.