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Hollywood Quotes, Famous Hollywood Quotes, Sayings about Tinseltown
|Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be
discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other
for movie stars.
Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's
plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.
Hollywood is where if you don't have happiness you send out
In Hollywood now when people die they don't say, 'Did he leave
a will?' but 'Did he leave a diary?'
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in
the navel of a fruit fly, and still have room left for three
caraway seeds and an agent's heart.
Hollywood is like being nowhere and talking to nobody about
Those who do not study history are forced to get it from Hollywood.
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood Babe,
District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.
The First Wives Club.
We in this industry know that behind every successful screenwriter
stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
Living in Hollywood is like living in a bowl of granola. What
ain't fruits and nuts is flakes.
Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter
over to a pimp.
The only place you can wake up in the morning and hear the birds
coughing in the trees.
Hollywood is an asylum run by the inmates.
Never let that son of a bitch in the studio again until
we need him.
Working in Hollywood does give one a certain expertise in the
field of prostitution.
Hollywood is a trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat.
Attaining success in Hollywood is like climbing a gigantic mountain
of cow flop in order to pluck one perfect rose from the summit.
And you find after you've made that hideous ascent you've
lost your sense of smell!
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody
does the fake closeness so well.
Our town worships success, the bitch goddess whose smile hides
a taste for blood.
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they
caught it in time.
The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlast milk.
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