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Topic: Husband Quotes - Famous Husband Quotes, Quotations, Sayings about Husbands
There is only one real tragedy in a woman's life. The fact that her past is always her lover, and her future invariably her husband.
Oscar Wilde

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
Hoosier Farmer

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
Zig Ziglar

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Winston Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.
Oscar Wilde

When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee

When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
Franklin P. Jones

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Martin Luther

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Groucho Marx

When a husband is embraced without affection, there must be some reason for it.
Hitopadesa

One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
Benjamin Franklin

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
Oscar Wilde

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Proverb

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie

A good husband makes a good wife.
John Florio

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland

Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.
Angelina Jolie

Do not breed. Nothing gives less pleasure than childbearing. Pregnancies are damaging to health, spoil the figure, wither the charms, and it's the cloud of uncertainty forever hanging over these events that darkens a husband's mood.
Marquis De Sade

A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long after she's killed it.
H. H. Munro (Saki)

At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but just as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in the world.
Elbert Hubbard

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
W. C. Fields

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Rita Rudner

A husband and wife ought to continue united so long as they love each other. Any law which should bind them to cohabitation for one moment after the decay of their affection would be a most intolerable tyranny, and the most unworthy of toleration.
Percy Bysshe Shelley

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Rita Rudner

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
Simone de Beauvoir

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Ambrose Bierce

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Erma Bombeck

The better the workman, the worse husband.
Thomas Draxe

In a husband there is only a man; in a married woman there is a man, a father, and mother, and a woman.
Honore de Balzac

Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other -- it doesn't matter who it is -- and that will help you to grow up in greater love for each other.
Mother Teresa

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne

It is not enough merely to exist. It's not enough to say, "I'm earning enough to support my family. I do my work well. I'm a good father, husband, churchgoer." That's all very well. But you must do something more. Seek always to do some good, somewhere.
Albert Schweitzer

No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.
Elsa Einstein

A good husband is healthy and absent.
Japanese Proverb

When a man and a woman have an overwhelming passion for each other, it seems to me, in spite of such obstacles dividing them as parents or husband, that they belong to each other in the name of Nature, and are lovers by Divine right, in spite of human convention or the laws.
Sébastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli

Husbands are like fires - they go out if unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

My husband says I feed him like he's a god: every meal is a burnt offering.
Rhonda Hansome

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
Roseanne Barr

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
Author Unknown
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Finley Peter Dunne

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Ogden Nash
 


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