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had great success being a total idiot.
hate me because I am a multifaceted,
talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.
You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair?
Stay in your house!
Said on CBS Morning Show, May 20, 2001. Lewis
and CBS later apologized for remarks.
I sit back and think a little more rationally, I realize my
life is half, so I must learn to do things halfway. I just have
to learn to try to be good at being a half a person ... and
get on with my life.
'If I Had Muscular Dystrophy' article, Parade
magazine, September 2, 1990
Lewis - American comedian. Born 1926.
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