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Life's a bitch and then you die.
Nas (Nasir Jones)
Life's a Bitch, from American rapper's debut album Illmatic.

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed.
Henrik Ibsen

If you cannot be a poet, be the poem.
David Carradine

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
Charlie Brown

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
R. D. Laing

Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Jean-Paul Sartre

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Christopher Morley
Thunder on the Left

To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.
Emily Dickinson

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
Henry David Thoreau

Life is what happens to you
While you're busy making other plans.
John Lennon
Beautiful Boy

Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale
Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
William Shakespeare
King John, 3. 4

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Woody Allen

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Oscar Wilde

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Woody Allen

Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Peter De Vries

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Robert Heinlein

Life is just a bowl of pits.
Rodney Dangerfield

Life is just one damned thing after another.
Elbert Hubbard

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
Marie Curie

My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates…you never know what you're gonna get.
Forrest Gump
Spoken by Tom Hanks in movie Forrest Gump

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Fran Lebowitz

Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
Henry J. Tillman

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Isaac Asimov

Life is a long lesson in humility.
James M. Barrie

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
Winston Churchill

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Truman Capote

Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.
Wally 'Famous' Amos

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
William Goldman
The Princess Bride

How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these.
George Washington Carver

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Jack Handey

You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
Quentin Crisp

Life has taught us that love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
Danny Kaye

Live dangerously and you live right.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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