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|Middle age is when your age starts to show around
Middle age is when a man keeps turning off the lights for economical
rather than romantic reasons.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in
a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot
Middle age is when you're met so many people that every new
person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve.
Middle age is when you're forced to.
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing
the one that'll get you home earlier.
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the
Middle age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know
you'll grow out of it.
One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age
is that it's such a nice change from being young.
Dorothy Canfield Fisher
Middle age is youth without its levity, and age without decay.
At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not
closing like a cabbage.
Setting a good example to your children takes all the fun out
of middle age.
You can't hide your true colors as you approach the autumn of
Middle age is that awkward period when Father Time starts catching
up with Mother Nature.
Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.
You know you've reached middle age when a doctor, not a policeman,
tells you to slow down, all you exercise are your prerogatives
and it takes you longer to rest than to get tired.
Middle age is when your classmates are so grey and wrinkled
and bald they don't recognize you.
In a man's middle years there is scarcely a part of the body
he would hesitate to turn over to the proper authorities.
E. B. White
I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118-year-old
men do you know?
Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to
E. Joseph Crossman
Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still
young enough to do it.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not
Middle age is when it takes you all night to do once what once
you used to do all night.
Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of
middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf
and too old to rush to the net.
You know you're reached middle age when your weightlifting consists
merely of standing up.
Middle age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you
choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.
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