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Mohammed Saeed al-Sahar or Comical Ali Mohammed Saeed al-Sahar was the outrageous Iraqi Information Minister during the 2003 Iraq War.

He earned the nicknames Comical Ali and Baghdad Bob for his wild claims and colorful statements, made while Iraq was being invaded and overrun by American and British forces.
There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!.
My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all.
Our initial assessment is that they will all die.
I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!
God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.
They're coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks.
No I am not scared, and neither should you be!
Are these the Americans? People remain silent and placate the Americans. By God, they only deserve scorn. We slaughtered them yesterday and we will continue to slaughter them.
I told you yesterday that the shock has backfired on them. Indeed, they are shocked because of what they have seen. No one received them with roses. They were received with bombs, shoes and bullets. Now, the game has been exposed. Awe will backfire on them. This is the boa snake. We will extend it further and cut it in the appropriate way.
We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid.
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf - Iraqi politician, diplomat. Born 1940.

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