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Mae West Quotes

Mae West

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me
Sextette, Mae West

I’ve always had a weakness for foreign affairs.
Mae West

I like my clothes to be tight enough to show I’m a woman, but loose enough to show I’m a lady.
Mae West

One man at a time I only like two kinds of men I don't have sexual fantasies

I was once so poor I didn’t know where my next husband was coming from.
Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Klondike Annie, Mae West

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Goodness Had Nothing to Do With It, Mae West

The curve is more powerful than the sword.
Mae West

When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
I’m No Angel, Mae West

I've spread my wings a bit I speak two languages Curve: the loveliest distance

It’s better to be looked over than overlooked.
Belle of the Nineties, Mae West

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Mae West

It’s not what I do, but the way that I do it. It’s not what I say, but the way I say it.
Mae West

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.
Every Day’s a Holiday, Mae West

Well, dear, I think we’ve had the best of her.
To her escort after her second meeting with Bette Davis, Mae West

Between two evils I always pick the one When I'm good I'm very good Best way to behave is to misbehave

How do you do, Miss West.
How do you do what
To Red Skelton, Mae West

I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.
Mae West

So many men, so little time.
Mae West

I’m tired, send one of them home.
When told 10 men were waiting for her in her dressing room, Mae West

It’s not the men in my life that counts – it’s the life in my men.
I’m No Angel, Mae West

Goodness what beautiful diamonds Too much of a good thing You only live once

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
She Done Him Wrong, Mae West

When you got the personality, you don’t need the nudity.
Mae West