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Topic: Relationship Quotes - Sayings about Relationships
Relationship Quotes 1 - 2
You can kiss your family and friends good-bye and put miles between you, but at the same time you carry them with you in your heart, your mind, your stomach, because you do not just live in a world but a world lives in you.
Frederick Buechner

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind.
"Pooh!" he whispered.
"Yes, Piglet?"
"Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure of you."
A.A. Milne
The House at Pooh Corner.

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
Linda Festa

I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina. I’m perpetually lonely. I’m lonely when I’m in relationships. It’s my condition as an artist. I’m drawn to bad romances.
Lady Gaga

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one.
Jamaican Proverb

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you.... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'
Author Unknown

Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.
Swedish Proverb

Relationships - of all kinds - are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold onto some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held ...loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost.
Kaleel Jamison

When love is not madness, it is not love.
Pedro Calderon de la Barca

Love one another but make not a bond of love.
Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.
Kahlil Gibran

An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.
Buddha

Love is not a mere sentiment.
Love is the ultimate truth at the heart of creation.
Rabindranath Tagore

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
Rita Rudner

You are my ground and you are my rainbow.
You are my butterfly and you are my ecstasy.
You are the start of my journeys and always my destination.
You are my home - the place to which I always return.
Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Gloria Steinem

Who, being loved, is poor?
Oscar Wilde

The truth of Christ is the full and authentic response to that human desire for relationship, communion and meaning, which is reflected in the immense popularity of social networks.
Pope Benedict

The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved.
Victor Hugo

Friendship often leads to love, but lust seldom lead to friendship.
Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love that does not renew itself every day becomes a habit and in turn a slavery.
Kahlil Gibran

The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.
Quentin Crisp

I feel sorry for straight men. The only reason women will have sex with them is that sex is the price they are willing to pay for a relationship with a man, which is what they want.
Stephen Fry
Claiming straight women don't really like sex.

Why do people persist in a dissatisfying relationship, unwilling either to work toward solutions or end it and move on? It's because they know changing will lead to the unknown, and most people believe that the unknown will be much more painful than what they're already experiencing.
Anthony Robbins

No road is long with good company.
Turkish Proverb

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
I love you for that part of me you bring out.
Roy Croft

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.
Swedish Proverb

I am always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
Dudley Moore

Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade.
Leo Buscaglia

I felt it shelter to speak to you.
Emily Dickinson

Are we not like two volumes of one book?
Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

How lucky I am to have someone that makes saying goodbye so hard.
Carol Sobieski and Thomas Meehan
From the movie Annie.

My mother said it was simple to keep a man: you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.
Jerry Hall
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