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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
Robin Williams
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
Robin Williams
Come on now! You kick out the gooks, the next thing you know, you have to kick out the chinks, the spicks, the spooks, the kikes and all that's going to be left is a couple of brain-dead rednecks.
Robin Williams
Playing Adrian Cronauer in Good Morning, Vietnam
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.
Robin Williams
God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams
I like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out.
Robin Williams
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Robin Williams
If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's hairdo go down?
Robin Williams
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Robin Williams
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Robin Williams: American actor and comedian. Born 1951.

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