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I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for the One. And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.
Russell Brand

All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an analogy as we're likely to get for the futility of facism.
Russell Brand

What I've learnt, to my cost, on several occasions, is that people will put up with all manner of bad behaviour so long as you're giving them what they want. They'll laugh and get into it and enjoy the anecdotes and the craziness and the mayhem as long as you're going your job well, but the minute you're not, you're fucked. They'll wipe their hands of you without a second glance.
Russell Brand

I've always been a 'Your parents have got to come up to the school' type of person. Even now, when I do something wrong - I half expect to have to deliver a note to Barbara Brand: 'Please come up to Channel 4 head office, Russell's done something despicable'.
Russell Brand

My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.
Russell Brand

You can get away with any admission, however appalling, so long as it's preceded by the words 'To my shame...'.
Russell Brand

'For the first time in my life, I spend more time meditating and doing yoga than I do having sex.
Russell Brand

Russell Brand - English comedian, who was born in Essex on June 4, 1975.

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