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Everything we've got we have worked our arses off for. I came from Brixton and Ozzy came from a not very nice part of Birmingham. When somebody comes who hasn't worked and wants to take what's ours, it pisses me off big time.
Sharon Osbourne
After burglars stole $3.74 worth of jewelry from Osbourne's mansion in Buckinghamshire, England, including Sharon's wedding and engagement rings, November 2004
Ozzy was loaded when he got to the hospital. Then he collapsed and went home. My assistant popped in to see if he was OK and found him in bed with the nanny. She wasn't a beautiful blonde, she was an ugly old cow. Ozzy was a raging drunk. I don't know if he actually got it up.
Sharon Osbourne
On husband Ozzy Osbourne cheating with children's nanny the night their son Jack was born, from her autobiography Extreme
Some people do drink and drugs but for me it's food, food, food. It's about having low self esteem. It's not socially acceptable to be fat - people take the piss out of you. I'm still bulimic. It's bad but I'm really trying to get better. I stuff myself with food like ice cream and pasta then rush to the loo and make myself sick.
Sharon Osbourne
On her 35-year battle with bulimia, in interview with British Sun newspaper, September 2005
Britain leads the way in fund raising. I am so proud of Britain.
Sharon Osbourne
If anybody says their facelift doesn't hurt, they're lying. It was like I'd spent the night with an axe murderer.
Sharon Osbourne
On her cosmetic surgery, which she has spent £300,000 on
If I'm sitting on the toilet and I'm looking at the grouting on the tiles, that grouting really gets me. Mothers have a thing about grouting.
Sharon Osbourne
I see that Eminem gets in trouble for singing about killing his wife. At least my husband actually tried to do it.
Sharon Osbourne
Interview with The Guardian, May 2001
The best lesson I ever had was watching him fuck his business up. He taught me everything not to do. My father's never even seen any of my three kids and, as far as I'm concerned, he never will.
Sharon Osbourne
On her father, interview with The Guardian, May 2001
Our fights were legendary. We'd beat the shit out of each other. At a gig, Ozzy would run off stage during a guitar solo to fight with me, then run back on to finish the song! We were in the gutter, morally, and I realised that if we both carried on, we'd wind up a washed-up pair of old drunks living in a hovel somewhere. So I stopped drinking.
Sharon Osbourne
On drink and drug excesses of 1980s with husband Ozzy, interview with The Guardian, May 2001
I'm pretty reasonable. If I were a man, I'd just be seen as a great toughie businessman. I'm a woman, so men say, 'Oh, she's a bitch, a whore, a cunt.'
Sharon Osbourne
Interview with The Guardian, May 2001
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Sharon Osbourne: English TV personality and music promoter. Born 1952.

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