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Authors: Spike Milligan Quotes, Famous Spike Milligan Quotes, Quotations
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Spike Milligan
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to wear ear plugs.
Spike Milligan
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
Spike Milligan
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Spike Milligan
The Goon Show
His vibrato sounded like he was driving a tractor over a ploughed field with weights tied to his scrotum.
Spike Milligan
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
Spike Milligan
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
Spike Milligan
on depression
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike Milligan
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Spike Milligan - Indian born Irish comedian and writer. Born 1918. Died 2002.


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