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Topic: Stupid Quotes, Gaffes, Dumbest Things Ever Said
Stupid Quotes 1 - 2 - 3 - 4
640K ought to be enough for anybody.
Bill Gates, 1981

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Dan Quayle

Airplanes are interesting toys, but they have no military value.
Marshal Ferdinand Foch in 1911

An English astronomy professor said in the early 19th century that air travel at high speed would be impossible because passengers would suffocate.

An official of the White Star Line, speaking of the firm's newly built flagship, the Titanic, launched in 1912, declared that the ship was unsinkable.

And there's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail.
George W Bush

And what do you do?
Queen Elizabeth II, to four British guitar greats, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Jeff Beck and Brian May, at reception for British music industry at Buckingham Palace March 2005

Are you a guitarist, too?
Queen Elizabeth II, to Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page who co-wrote Stairway to Heaven, at Buckingham Palace reception for British music industry March 2005

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps.
Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, at Washington Embassy reception for Commonwealth members

British women can't cook.
Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
Charles De Gaulle, former French President

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.
Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949

Do not bother to sell your gas shares. The electric light has no future.
Professor John Henry Pepper, on Thomas Edison's electric light invention

Do you have blacks, too?
George W Bush, to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso

Do you still throw spears at each other?
Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, to Australian Aborigines

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years.
Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip

Every prime minister needs a Willie.
Margaret Thatcher, referring to Lord William Whitelaw

Everyone is at peace and happy and they all hop around from cloud to cloud. And an old man with a long, white beard wanders around - that's God.
Britney Spears, on her view of heaven

Everything that can be invented has been invented.
Charles H Duell, Commissioner of US Office of Patents, 1899

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.
George W Bush

For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.
George W Bush

For NASA, space is still a high priority.
Dan Quayle

Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union.
Josef Stalin, November 1935

General…I can't name the general.
George W Bush, when asked to name President of Pakistan

Have you been playing a long time?
Queen Elizabeth II, to rock legend Eric Clapton re his guitar playing, at Buckingham Palace reception for British music industry March 2005

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test.
Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, to Scottish driving instructor

Hurray, boys! We've got them. We'll finish them up and then go home to our station.
General George Custer, before battle with Indians at Little Big Horn

I admit it, I am not one of the great linguists.
George W Bush

I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.
George W Bush

I believe there would be many people alive today if there were a death penalty.
Nancy Reagan

I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don't have to speak.
Linda Evangelista, supermodel

I catnap now and then . . . but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time.
Martha Stewart

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
Bill Clinton

I don't believe in black majority rule in Rhodesia…not in a thousand years.
Ian Smith, March 1976

I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.
John Wayne
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