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Famous Quotes about Women
|Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
I married beneath me - all women do.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely.
The angel of the Family is Woman. Mother, wife, or sister,
Woman is the caress of life, the soothing sweetness of affection
shed over its toils, a reflection for the individual of the
loving providence which watches over Humanity. In her there
is treasure enough of consoling tenderness to allay every
pain. Moreover for every one of us she is the initiator of
the future. The mother's first kiss teaches the child love;
the first holy kiss of the woman he loves teaches man hope
and faith in life; and love and faith create a desire for
perfection and the power of reaching towards it step by step;
create the future, in short, of which the living symbol is
the child, link between us and the generations to come. Through
her the Family, with its divine mystery of reproduction, points
Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely
to be female.
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might
love her; and foolish, that she might love him.
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists
on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Lois Griffin: Peter tell Chris that women are not objects!
Peter Griffin: Your mother's right Chris, listen to what it
Animated TV series
Be to her virtues very kind,
Be to her faults a little blind.
Eve was not taken out of Adam's head to top him, neither
out of his feet to be trampled on by him, but out of his side
to be equal with him, under his arm to be protected by him,
and near his heart to be loved by him.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole
The great question that has never been answered and which
I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years
of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman
A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age.
Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,-
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never.
Much Ado About Nothing
Frailty, thy name is woman!
Heaven hath no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor Hell
a fury, like a woman scorned.
The Mourning Bride
A silent and loving woman is a gift of the Lord.
There are huge numbers of young women out there who know
how to mix cocktails but can't cook to save their lives, whereas
men are finding their way into the kitchen in ever growing
British chef Gordon Ramsay
When people tell me a woman can never be president I say:
"We'll never know unless we try".
The first woman to run for the US presidency
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists
principally in dealing with men.
The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out
when it was discovered that they could give orders better
There is in every true woman's heart, a spark of heavenly
fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity,
but which kindles up and beams and blazes in the dark hour
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed.
If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it
takes"; They will say, "Women don't have what it
Clare Boothe Luce
If a woman is sufficiently ambitious, determined and gifted
- there is practically nothing she can't do.
Outward beauty is not enough; to be attractive a woman must
use words, wit, playfulness, sweet-talk, and laughter to transcend
the gifts of Nature.
Personally, I think if a women hasn't met the right man by
the time she's 24, she may be lucky.
Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor
or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good
wife, good mother, good looking, good tempered, well groomed
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and
saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's
life without even considering if there are men on base.
The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You
I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying
about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career.
I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the
A woman who has no way of expressing herself and of realizing
herself as a full human being has nothing else to turn to
but the owning of material things.
I am my own woman.
I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh
and you've put up your hair without looking.
What's the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to
look and act like an imitation man?
Rita Mae Brown
Women are strange and incomprehensible, a device invented
by Providence to keep the wit of man well sharpened by constant
When a woman has scholarly inclinations there is usually
something wrong with her sexuality.
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection
that English women only hope to find in their butlers.
William Somerset Maugham
Oh, woman, woman! When to ill thy mind is bent, all Hell
contains no fouler fiend.
I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department
four days to put it out.
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it
be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and
A woman on time is one in nine.
No matter what a woman's appearance may be, it will be used
to undermine what she is saying and taken to individualize
- as her personal problem - observations she makes about the
beauty myth in society.
A woman is no older than she looks.
Ideally a woman should not have a career unless it is necessary
for the financial stability of the marriage.
Most women's magazines simply try to mold women into bigger
and better consumers.
A really plain woman is one who, however beautiful, neglects
Single women have a dreadful propensity to being poor.
Woman was God's second mistake.
O God, that I were a man! I would eat his heart out in the
Spoken by Beatrice in Much Ado About Nothing.
A lion among ladies is a most dreadful thing.
A Midsummer Night's Dream
I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can
wear white and not spill on it.
Sex and the City
Spoken by character Carrie, played by Sarah
So few grown women like their lives.
He considers me just a uterus with legs.
Mary Beth Whitehead
Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.
As You Like It
I have no other but a woman's reason:
I think him so, because I think him so.
The Two Gentlemen of Verona, Lucetta on
why she thinks Proteus is best suitor for Julia.
The best happiness a woman can boast is that of being most
A woman has a much better chance than a man of acquittal
on a murder charge. If she happens to be a blonde her chances
rise about 45 percent.
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy
by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden
to resort to physics and chemistry.
Henry Louis Mencken
O woman, born first to believe us; Yea, also born first to forget;
Born first to betray and deceive us, Yet first to repent and
In their (women) quest for rights they have naturally placed
emphasis on their wrongs rather than their achievements and
possessions, and have retold history as a story of their long
Mary Ritter Beard
Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.
Jules Barbey d' Aurevilly
The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him,
the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it
is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right,
Thomas C. Haliburton
Women are nothing but machines for producing children.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
The most important thing in a relationship between a man
and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best.
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies
of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating
sequence of parabolae and bulges.
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but
I wouldn't want to own one.
I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to
scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies
somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
On what women want
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important
than the clothes she wears on her back.
One is not born a woman, one becomes one.
Simone de Beauvoir
The Second Sex
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn
if she's late? Nobody.
J. D. Salinger
The Catcher in the Rye
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they
have changed him they don't like him.
Women made us lose paradise, but how frequently we find it
again in their arms.
J. De Finod
There's a little bit of hooker in every woman. A little bit
of hooker and a little bit of God.
Hamlet: Is this a prologue, or the posy of a ring?
Ophelia: 'Tis brief, my lord.
Hamlet: As woman's love.
I am a woman in process. I'm just trying like everybody else.
I try to take every conflict, every experience, and learn
from it. Life is never dull.
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